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| Penguin Jokes | |
| Ok, so you thought this would be jokes about penguins. Sorry no. Penguins are choclate biscuit bars in the UK and from the supply I have been able to get hold of there are jokes on the packaging. Hope you like them. | |
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Q. How do you make a tissue dance?
A. Put a little boogey in it.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. How do you take away varnish?
A. Take away the 'r'.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What happened to the shark that swallowed a set of keys?
A. He got lock jaw.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What did the elephant take toilet papper to the party?
A. Because he was a party pooper.
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