Q. What’s a crocodile’s favorite game?

A. Snap

Q. Why do bears wear fur coats?

A. They’d look silly in plastic macs!

Q. What did the beaver say to the tree?

A. Nice gnawing you.

Q. Why did the human cannonball lose his job?

A. He got fired.

Q. What does the word minimum mean?

A. A very small mother.

Q. Who invented fireworks?

A. Some bright spark.

Q. What do cats rest their heads on in bed?

A. Caterpillars.

Q. What is pink wobbly and flies?

A. A jelly copter.

Q. What is a polygon?

A. A missing parrot.

Q. Are my indicators working?

A. Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes, No …..