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Q. Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ? A. So he could hide in the cherry tree ! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ? A. When your nose touches the ceiling ! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What do you call an elephant that flies ? A. A jumbo jet ! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ? A. Big holes all over Australia ! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. How does an elephant get down from a tree ? A. He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn ! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours? A. Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box ! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ? A. Because they couldn't hold their trunks up ! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence ? A. Time to fix the fence ! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. Why does an elephant wear sneakers ? A. So that he can sneak up on mice ! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ? A. A jet propelled elephant ! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What's big and grey and wears a mask ? A. The elephantom of the opera ! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What's grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ? A. An elephant with an umbrella ! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What' s grey with red spots ? A. An elephant with the measles ! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What's grey and never needs ironing ? A. A drip dry elephant ! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What's big and grey and red ? A. A sunburnt elephant ! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What's grey and goes round and round ? A. An elephant in a washing machine ! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What's grey and highly dangerous ? A. An elephant with a machine gun ! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ? A. The Loch Ness Elephant ! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ? A. An elephant disguised as a banana ! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What's big and grey and protects you from the rain ? A. An umbrellaphant ! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What's big and grey and has 16 wheels ? A. An elephant on roller skates ! |
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