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Q. How do Penguins drink?
A. Using beak-ers.
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Well it doesn’t seem to be getting any cooler at the moment, but with Halloween this Friday and the start of the “Holiday” season here is a little humor.
Q: What do they sing at a snowman’’s birthday party?
A: Freeze a jolly good fellow.
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Q. Why can’t Penguins fly?
A. Because they don’t have enough money to buy plane tickets.
Not too sure if I want to use the Snow Bank then.
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Another joke to add to the canned laughter.
Q. Where do Penguins keep there money?
A. In a snow bank.
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I can sense a theme this week?
Q. How does a Penguin cook pancakes?
A. With his flippers.
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I think this week will be for jokes.
Q. How do Penguins cook pancakes?
A. With there flippers.
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A joke to add to the canned laughter.
Q. Where do Penguins go to dance?
A. A Snow ball.
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Q: Why do apes have big nostrils?
A: Because they have big fingers!!!!!!!
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During those down moments of a Pack meeting have a Joke Master with a selection of Cub Scout humor.
Here is something to get started with.
Q: why are penguins good racing drivers?
A: Because they are always in pole position.
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